showerthoughtsofficial:

You will die in 3 minutes, each time you breathe this countdown resets.

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lostandstilllost:

scottymouth:

concernedacfan:

brendanohreallyilikeit:

dracunculia:

zennistrad:

maxiesatanofficial:

dude generally meant well and more importantly Was Ten so cut the kid some slack dan

He’s actually sixty years old, though. No really, in a special it was revealed Cosmo granted Timmy’s wish for everyone to stop aging so he could keep his fairy godparents forever and then wished for Cosmo to forget he granted the first wish, and it was literally fifty years before anyone found out.

FUCKING WHAT

Wait what

In case if yall don’t think its true…..

Originally posted by samisoffthewall

the FUCK

(Source: dan-mcneely, via dailyhangover)

onceuponamirror:

i remember the night trump was elected i drove 30 miles straight to my parents house and cried for like four hours because it really felt like the beginning of the end. and my parents, who made it through plenty of shithole republican presidencies, tried to assure me this is why we have checks and balances. 

but like. bitch, we don’t anymore. the senate and the house are supposed to be a check. the president is supposed to be a check. the justices are supposed to be a check. but now rather than keeping each other in equal balance, the republican senate has changed the rules to allow this shit. 

it feels dramatic but our democracy is honestly in danger. we’ve got a president openly admitting that he wishes his people would stand up and listen to everything he says in the same way north koreans are forced to. like. the GOP will TRY TO TAKE YOUR VOTE. they already actively strive to make it difficult for marginalized voters and are often very successful.

please please please please please. we all like to gripe about big dumb america but you don’t want to live in a world where you don’t get to gripe without fear of persecution. VOTE. WE NEED TO FLIP THE SENATE AND THE HOUSE OR WE RISK EVERYTHING. WE COULD LOSE ANOTHER JUSTICE. WE COULD LOSE THE ABILITY TO BLOCK TRUMP’S RACIST, FACIST POLICIES.

please. i beg you. please. vote. 

phon3y:

buttcheekpalmkang:

thecreepypuppy:

buttcheekpalmkang:

When she finally posts a picture that isn’t from the shoulders up and she’s a little chubby.

what about more then a little chubby?

wholesome

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gayspacehoe:

no-body-ever:

Destroy the idea that tattoos make you trashy

Destroy the idea that white ppl with tattoos are edgy and poc with tattoos are dangerous

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just-shower-thoughts:

The actors of The Office are paid to pretend to work, just like a real office.